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Pentagon worried about strategic nerd shortage on electronic battlefield
WASHINGTON — As the U.S. military prepares to fight the wars of the future, many of the most effective warriors will...
ArmyRatraceMarch 30, 2016 -
Army marksmanship shoots up 15% after online qualification
FORT BENNING, Ga. — In the wake of an Army Times report on abysmal force-wide marksmanship, Army leaders have returned fire with a...
ArmyAddison BluMarch 29, 2016 -
Air Force reveals artist rendering of $5 trillion stealth money pit
WASHINGTON — Air Force officials have revealed the first artist renderings of the service’s next-generation stealth money pit, which Congress has already...
Air ForcePaul SharpeMarch 28, 2016 -
Breakthrough military technology enables cutting-edge micromanagement
FORT MEADE, Md. — New technology unveiled by the Pentagon today promises to offer the Army “an unparalleled level of battlefield...
ArmyBert BrrrrtMarch 27, 2016 -
Inventor creates ‘Rock Or Something’ to lean your MRE on
ATLANTA — What started out as just an idea for one Georgia man is now a product on sale at large...
ArmyRatraceMarch 26, 2016 -
ISIS surrenders after reading veteran’s open letter
RAQQA, Syria — The leaders of ISIS collectively surrendered yesterday after reading a highly compelling open letter posted on the internet,...
OPFORJoe ZiejaMarch 25, 2016 -
Poll: Support for another Crusade at highest level since 14th century
VATICAN CITY — For the first time in seven centuries, support for a new Crusade topped all other economic, religious, and foreign...
OPFORSNAFUMarch 24, 2016 -
Air Force switches to gender-neutral ‘unpersonned aerial vehicles’
CREECH AIR FORCE BASE, Nev. — The Pentagon has directed the Air Force to retire all of its sexist “Unmanned Aerial...
Air ForceAddison BluMarch 23, 2016
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