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May 2012

ISAF Drops Candy To Afghan Children, Kills 51

MAZAR-I-SHARIF, AFGHANISTAN - In a tragic accident earlier today, aircraft belonging to the International Security Assistance Force (ISAF) inadvertently killed 51 Afghans near the city of Mazar-i-Sharif while attempting to drop candy to a…

US Army Says The Avengers Is ‘Do-Able’

Aberdeen Proving Ground, MD- Following the world wide release of Marvel Comics "The Avengers", the US Army has decided they need to make film special effects into a battlefield reality. A high-ranking individual in the Army's "Think Tank"…