Army Wife Re-enlists Husband Indefinitely With General Power of Attorney
FAYETTEVILLE, NC — True love is often hard to find, but Staff Sgt. Thomas Blake doesn't think so. Blake, a 27D Paralegal Specialist, recently met the "woman of his dreams" at a popular gentleman's club and was married soon after.
The honeymoon ended abruptly however, and now Blake is committed to the Army indefinitely through the use of a General Power of Attorney.
While out celebrating a recent court room victory, Staff Sgt. Blake went into a drunken stupor at 'The Show-Me Station' — a popular bar and gentleman's club. Soon after his arrival, a stripper named Lollipop caught his eye.
The blonde-haired, blue eyed dancer is most famous for her short acting career, starring in 'Sidewalk Sluts II: Lollipop's Cum Back'.
Witnesses contend that she acted like a Siren of Greek mythology, enchanting the men at the bar with a world renowned exhibition in which her name has gained notoriety from. While on stage she would put tootsie roll pops in her vagina, and tell the patrons to see how many lick…
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