July 2012

Taliban ‘I’m Sexy And I Know It’ YouTube Video Reaches 2 Million Views

HELMAND, AFGHANISTAN — The Taliban continue to celebrate this week as their video release of “I’m Sexy And I Know It” to YouTube continues to go viral and surpass others from U.S. Military personnel. The song is from a group known as LMFAO. Set against the backdrop of an upbeat musical tempo, the video shows [...]

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Expert Legal Advice Column: Ask The Barracks Lawyer (Ep. 1)

by Paul

“Ask The Barracks Lawyer” is your semi-regular column giving expert legal advice to military members. The Barracks Lawyer is Private First Class Evan Rodriguez – currently stationed at Separations Platoon, Camp Pendleton, CA. Rodriguez has achieved the rank of Corporal once, Lance Corporal three times, and Private First Class eight times. DEAR BARRACKS LAWYER: I just [...]

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Iraqi Government Awards Liberation Medal To Veterans Of Operation Iraqi Freedom

by G-Had

BAGHDAD, IRAQ – Legislators from the Iraqi Government and officials at the Pentagon confirmed today that all US military veterans that participated in Operation Iraqi Freedom would be eligible to receive a new decoration on behalf of the grateful Iraqi people: the Kurdish-Iraqi-Levantine Liberation Medal of Excellence. “We’ve been debating the merits of a liberation medal ever [...]

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RTT CQB Man Teaches More ‘Slaying Bodies’ Procedures

by Paul

In part two, RTT-CQB Man gives a period of instruction on Halloween.

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Pakistani Doctor Who Helped Nab Bin Laden ‘Was Corrupt’, Says Corrupt Government Official

by johnp

Islamabad, Pakistan – New details have emerged from the Pakistani government around the fate of Shakil Afridi, the doctor who helped the U.S. in tracking down Osama bin Laden. Most U.S. observers say that Afridi’s imprisonment is a result of his involvement with the U.S., but Pakistani officials have said that the doctor was a [...]

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Marines Perform the ‘Cha-Cha Slide’ In Iraq

by Paul

Marines in Iraq performing the “Cha-Cha” Slide. Your tax dollars hard at work.

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Southern Command Reports Unexplained Murders In South American Jungle

by Stormtrooper

FORT SAM HOUSTON, TX — The leadership of US Southern Command is struggling to explain recent and mysterious murders in the uncharted jungles of South America. US military construction in the regions of Honduras and Guatemala has nearly doubled in the last two years under the auspices of the drug war, despite protests from several ruling [...]

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