September 2012

US Army, Marine Corps Facing Charges Of Forcible Sodomy

THE PENTAGON – Both the United States Army and Marine Corps are facing startling allegations of misconduct against millions of military members, including charges of forcible sodomy, according to an announcement from Pentagon officials on Friday. The charges couldn’t come at a worse time for Pentagon leaders, who are currently facing fallout from an Army [...]

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Airman Receives Award For Bravery After Stopping ‘Green-On-Blue’ Attack

by ArmyJ

BAGRAM AIRFIELD, AFGHANISTAN — Tragedy was averted today at one of the largest US military bases in Afghanistan after an Airman successfully stopped a ‘green-on-blue’ attack. Following a trend of attacks on U.S. forces by their Afghan counterparts, an Afghan National Army (ANA) soldier was able to smuggle a weapon onto the sprawling base and opened [...]

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TDB Radio News: Complacency Kills Marine In Afghanistan

by Paul

You can get reports directly delivered to your smartphone or device of amazing sorcery, depending on how you look at it, through our iTunes podcast.

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Dishonorable NCO Forced To Commit Ritual Suicide

by G-Had

FOB GERONIMO, AFGHANISTAN – As the light of the full moon shone over the zen garden in back of the company combat operations center, Captain Jaisun Tyson presided over the seppuku, or ritual suicide, of his dishonorable retainer, Corporal Michael Melendez. Prior to the event, Corporal Melendez had spent several hours in the garden, meditating over his [...]

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Platoon Connex Hungers For Flesh Of Innocent, Occasional Private

by armydave

FORT HOOD, TX - Following a strange meteorological phenomenon late last night, 2nd Platoon’s connex attained self-awareness and developed a ravenous hunger for the tender meat of the unbaptized. A connex is a large metal container used by the Army to store and ship large amounts of equipment. 2nd Platoon’s connex typically fit this description until [...]

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First Female Commander of 53rd Wing Comes Out Of Closet As Straight

by Notorious SSF

EGLIN AIR FORCE BASE, FL – Airman were shocked last week when the Wing Commander of the 53rd Wing came out of the closet as a heterosexual to a packed auditorium during a commander’s call. Colonel Andrea Churchill was previously most notable for her distinction as the first-ever female Wing Commander of the electronic warfare-focused [...]

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National Association of Second Lieutenants Responds To Criticism

by armydave

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The National Association of Second Lieutenants released a statement and held a press conference today in response to almost universal criticism their members have been receiving from soldiers, Marines, and airmen. The statement comes on the heels of a controversial change to the military’s promotion scheme. The group spokesman, Second Lieutenant Jack [...]

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Marine Killed By Complacency In Afghanistan

by sunshine

CAMP LEATHERNECK – 24 year-old Marine Corporal John Felton from Galveston, Texas died from complacency in Afghanistan last week, according to a statement released by the Department of Defense. He was a radar technician stationed at Camp Leatherneck, the largest Marine Corps base in the country. A Public Affairs spokesman for the Marine Corps held [...]

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