Ultra-Realistic Modern Warfare Game Features Awaiting Orders, Repairing Trucks Duffel Blog Staff September 7, 2012 Video 20 Comments The classic video from The Onion about the latest and greatest in the Call of Duty series. Mina Horsetender says: June 6, 2014 at 2:28 PM This needs a bonus downloadable mission pack called “Operation Clean Sweep” where a supply Soldier empties conexes over and over (and OVER and OVER again, fights his way through levels of DOL and DRMO and for really big bonus points, officers pop up and ask for random/stupid shit, or sudden searches for stuff that people lose…more bonus points for lost sensitive items that the player must figure out what some dips$%t has done with!! Hey, maybe I should be a video game developer LOL… What? Nat Leo says: April 18, 2014 at 1:24 PM Realistic? Do any of the persons playing this game actually feel what a soldier feels when he gets shot, NOPE!!!!, Does a soldier in the field gets a second chance after the little sign on the screen “Game Over” NOPE!!! It is a toy, and far from experiencing real life!!! Clayton Struthers says: April 17, 2014 at 11:54 AM You forgot PMCS for the M9 Phroebus Weapon System. Bryan Richmond says: April 16, 2014 at 1:54 AM Bugger CoD, this is what I’ve gathered 90% of base guard/artillery officer actually is in ARMA multiplayer. Hurry up and wait…. hurry up and wait… Luz Elena says: February 16, 2014 at 7:59 PM I want to wii controler. Ben Harrison says: February 16, 2014 at 7:59 PM Freaking outstanding. I want that Wii controller. Will Spargur says: February 16, 2014 at 7:59 PM cant get it to play. wtf? Joseph Labeck says: February 16, 2014 at 7:59 PM LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Alexander Eteuati says: February 16, 2014 at 7:59 PM lol.I cant wait to play the waiting in the chow line at a random FOB listening to a couple of Officers talk about their next promotion to LTC. I like that control but need it in XBOX360. Mo Pan says: February 16, 2014 at 7:59 PM This game is so realistic, it’s giving me flashbacks! Daniel Flores says: February 16, 2014 at 7:59 PM They forgot a key component of Marine Infantry downtime: masturbation. I can’t imagine Army infantry being much different. “Hey Keeshan, I rubbed out 15 on that last 4 hour watch… had to use CLP at the end, new record”. Bill Bonzer says: February 16, 2014 at 7:59 PM HALO Hanging Around Listening for Orders….. Kevin P.McQuade says: September 9, 2012 at 1:52 AM To land in the Land of the pukeket of the us + ussr in 70′s known as Iraq. Aircraft marked United States Of America, no Mil/ID/TAGS/CLOTHES/Even the equipment and Manuel’s were as clean of anything Military as they could get. Even no Sky Marshal ID or State Dept Protection Detail or our own sidearms or the then DoD/USAF chkdout shorty 16. ussr wore SUITS TIES ECT! We WERE SUPPOSED a to. How about real big Pink Wndshield Wiper Sunglasses/ lil Abner Pant Shirt and One Pair Really Used USARMY AIR CORP BROWN COMBAT BOOTS AIR CREW hand me downs! 15′d A LOT when I was just a kid! Mighta made e15-16 weren’t for all that FUN & being misunderstood as a kid in the air force fresh from high school thrust into a flight suit with ZIPPERS that went BOTH UP AND DOWN at the SAME TIME!! Then I found out that wasn’t the only TWO THINGS that went up and down in PAIRS GETTING INTO THOSE zippers so THE TWO OFTHEMM could go UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN and … think I was getting sea sick? Nah. Ride the ramp of the last Heavy in a 4 bird Low Level Cargo or Personnel Drop! Sometimes like driving over the all the parking blocks in the lot, for a long time, on purpose, with your feet leaving the floor sometime. Why didn’t I have depth perception why me? All those that have Chutes are LEAVING! Including The STUFF ON THE PALLETS! And WE are staying on this perfectly ” GOOD?” Aircraft WITHOUT PARACHUTES while this over 300,000 LB thing bounce all over the sky at around 1200-1500 ft. At least I didn’t grow up with a CAMEL FOR A SISTER/IN LAWfully messy and plenty shitty parlor games! There is a God! That’s why it’s OMG INSTEAD OF OMA OR OMM oh my ass or oh my my. Reported to also be the new BP THEEM SONG AND CAMP PAIN SLOGAN AND SHITTY DITTY for tHAIR HOPe INTO THE BACK DOO ERRR off POLY TICKS! B. Harrison says: September 9, 2012 at 3:52 PM Dude. Keyboard plus bath salts == bad Tmac says: September 8, 2012 at 6:56 PM Hell, if I was in Iraq awaiting orders and fixing trucks Hadgi wouldn’t know what hit him. For real! former Sgt O' Marines says: September 7, 2012 at 6:32 PM Still one of the best pieces of journalism i have ever seen. Lt. Butero-Trinkejo says: September 7, 2012 at 5:29 PM Shakira is so fucking hot!