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November 2012

Army Delays Robotic First Sergeant PRC-E8 Program

ABERDEEN, MD – The commander of the U.S. Army Aberdeen Test Center has officially notified the Pentagon of further delays to an experimental program to deploy robotic First Sergeants to remote outposts in Afghanistan. Colonel Gordon…

Marine Corps Admits 5.0 Marines Actually Exist

QUANTICO, VA - The Marine Corps released an administrative message Friday admitting that despite what many of its staff non-commissioned officers (SNCO's) have claimed over the years, "5.0 Marines" do indeed exist. 5.0/5.0 is a perfect…

Mob Violence Breaks Out At West Point, 63 Wounded

WEST POINT, NY — Mob violence struck the United States Military Academy at West Point yesterday when a large confrontation between upperclassmen and freshmen, also known as Plebes, resulted in over 60 casualties, many life threatening. This…

Pentagon Channel Celebrates 100th Viewer

FORT MEADE, MD - All three employees of the Pentagon Channel (TPC) attended a lunch yesterday to celebrate a major milestone in the network's history. This week's Nielsen ratings reported that two separate viewers tuned in to TPC last week,…