Military Spouse Gets Chip Bag Stuck On Its Head
AUGUSTA, GA — The spouse of a Ft. Gordon soldier is breathing easier after a military police officer removed a Doritos bag from its head.
Several witnesses reported to law enforcement officials that they saw the spouse wandering on lawns in base housing with a family-sized Doritos bag over its head and flailing its arms.
"I tried to run over to help," said Sergeant First Class Tom Wilkins, an area resident, "but it disappeared into the woods before I could get there."
The spouse was spotted later in the day in the PX parking lot by a worker out collecting shopping carts.
"I hate to see this," said the employee, Ernesto Macapagal. "It hurts my heart to see them when they suffer."
Macapagal was too afraid to approach the spouse himself, so he reported the incident to his manager, who then called MPs.
MP Commander Maj. Harold Alonzo said the spouse allowed the officer to remove the bag without a struggle.
Military spouses are usually docile and content to remain in their habitats, but are known…
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