That's The Nicest Penis I've Seen In All My Years As A Urinalysis NCO
The following is a guest column by Sergeant 1st Class William Avery, who volunteered to be a urinalysis NCO.
I'm going to be honest with you. I've been doing this a long time, and that's the nicest penis I've ever seen piss into a plastic cup.
Now, I'm not just saying that, trust me. I don't just throw these kind of compliments around. I'm what you call a straight shooter — a solid guy if you will.
I know this whole encounter began a bit haphazardly. You were in morning PT formation; I was lurking around the back. Our eyes met, and something happened. There was something there. You didn't know it yet, but I did. That's right: Urinalysis.
But, neither of us could have seen our fates intertwining quite this way. I mean hell, when you walked up to that table, signed your name on the roster, verified your social, and took your cup, you could have been assigned any of the other NCOs. Instead, I was available.
Sure, I've been volunteering for this despite being an E-7. Is that a little wierd? Su…
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