OPINION: A Jelly Doughnut Responds To Gunny Hartman
The following is a response to Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, by Pvt. Pyle’s jelly doughnut.
Jesus H. Christ!
You call yourself a staff non-commissioned officer? How dare you fat shame this wonderful recruit and belittle me! I provide sustenance, nutrition and joy to all who eat me. You, on the other hand, are a grade-A, bona fide jerk, puking malicious, profane i…
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