Self-described 'sheep dog' actually more of an asshole than anything else
OCEANSIDE, Calif. — A Marine who describes himself as a "sheep dog" claiming to protect the weaker members of society is actually more of an asshole than anything else, according to multiple sources.
In a speech earlier today, Marine Staff Sgt. Daniel Beasley, a combat instructor at the School of Infantry-West, explained to his students that there are only 3 types of people in this world: sheep, wolves and sheep dogs.
"It's up to the Marines to be the sheep-dogs to protect the sheep and keep the wolves at bay," Beasley told his students. Later, however, the staff sergeant told reporters that he intended to spend the night "making it rain on them hoes" at a local gentleman's club known as "The Main Attraction."
Sources present at the popular Oceanside night club confirmed that Beasley did not behave in a way that is typically associated with a livestock guardian.
"I definitely would not want one of my Border Collies or Hungarian Pulis doing any of that around my flock," said Dale Kenington…
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