Opinion: I hope you consider reenlisting
The following is an op-ed written by the person who's made your life a living hell over the last four years.
Hey, let's talk. I hear you're getting out and you need to think about re-enlisting. You know me, I'm the boss who's made your life a living hell from the moment we met, and I think we're great friends.
The military needs hard workers like you. I screwed you over for years and took credit for everything you did because I was trying to get the most out of you. Remember that time I had everyone wait until after working hours to start working so nobody would be there to question what you were doing?
Yeah, I don't have faith in my leadership or the people under my command. You should stick around and let me lead you some more.
Over the last few years I've dealt you psychological abuse on a daily basis. Because of me you've developed emotional trauma leaving you with feelings of inadequacy that will last for years and wreak hell on your personal relationships.
And throughout it all your …
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