DUFFEL BLOG PRESENTS: Beyoncé gives your weekend safety brief

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All the single soldiers (All the single soldiers)
All the single soldiers (All the single soldiers)
All the single soldiers (All the single soldiers)
All the single soldiers

Now put your hands up
Up in the club, don’t get drunk
Stop doing your own little thing
You decided to dip but you better not trip
‘Cause another brother noticed her
She’s up on him, ease up on me
Don’t pay him any attention
‘Cause you’ll just fail and go to jail
You can’t be mad at me

‘Cause if you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it
But for God’s sake, if she’s a stripper, don’t put a ring on it
Don’t be mad once you see that he want it
If he likes it, then he might put put a ring on it
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh

‘Cause if she likes you, then she’ll put your Tricare on it
If she likes you, then she’ll put your Tricare on it
Don’t be dumb once you see that she wants it
If she likes you, then she’ll put your Tricare on it
You’ll get gloss on your lips, a chick on your hips
Got you tighter than your parachute harness
Acting up, drink in your cup
You can care less what I think
But you need my permission, did I mention?
Don’t pay her any attention
‘Cause you had your turn, but now you gon’ learn
What it really feels like to miss muster

‘Cause if you hate it, then you shouldn’ta put your oath on it
If you hate it, then you shouldn’ta put your oath on it
Don’t be mad once you see that you’re busted
If you hate it, then you shouldn’ta put your oath on it

Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh

‘Cause if you hate it, then you shouldn’t climb on it
If you hate it, then you shouldn’t climb on it
Don’t be mad once you see that court-martial
If you hate it, then you shouldn’t climb on it

Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh

Don’t drink then go drive thru the world
Don’t drink until you hurl
You sober’s what I prefer, what I deserve
I’m a man that breaks you then makes you
And delivers you to a destiny, to infinity and beyond
Pull me into your arms
Say I’m the one you want
If you don’t, you’ll be alone
As our caissons go rolling along

All the single soldiers (All the single soldiers)
All the single soldiers (All the single soldiers)
All the single soldiers (All the single soldiers)
All the single soldiers

Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh

Though you like it, please don’t put a ring on it
I’ll just be mad and punch your taint about it
Though you like it, please don’t put a ring on it

Oh, oh, oh

If she sucks it, then you should put some meds on it
If she sucks it, then you should put some meds on it
Don’t be mad once you see the sores on it
If you liked it, then you shoulda put a rubber on it