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Ask A Needlessly Complex Army Flowchart

Dear Needlessly Complex Army Flowchart, I'm moving to Fort Hood with my wife, and I'm concerned about housing. I understand that living in married housing is probably the financially responsible decision, but my wife and I are willing to…

Advice Column: Ask a Deserter

Ask a Deserter is a semi-regular advice column where you can get advice from the very worst of the military.  Here you can get any of your questions about turning into a pathetic coward and ruining your life answered from someone who has…

Ask A Public Affairs Officer (Ep. 1)

Ask a Public Affairs Officer is a semi-regular column highlighting the best and brightest in the public relations field: Military PAO's, who specialize in dodging the tough questions, spinning the worst, and hoping for the best. My fucking…