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Airman finally gets pussy for Christmas

VANDENBERG AIR FORCE BASE, Calif. – Airman Alex Johnson finally got the pussy he had always wanted for Christmas this year. “It was so awesome,” Johnson exclaimed with a dopey expression on his face. “There were so many pussies to choose…

10 things successful veterans do every day

The strongest veterans are successful after they leave military service. Read on and discover the things you need to do in your DAILY ROUTINE in order to become a SUCCESSFUL VETERAN! 1. Wake Up Whether it's at 6am or 3pm, or in a bed or on…

UAV sick of being told he’s not a real pilot

CREECH AIR FORCE BASE, Nev. — An unmanned aerial vehicle (UAV) is claiming the Air Force is discriminating against him because he is not human. The MQ-9 Reaper has flown thousands of hours in combat missions, but says the Air Force has…

B-52s back on tour and ‘playing the classics’

AL UDEID AIR BASE, Qatar — With more than 60 years as a bomber, the Air Force's B-52s are gearing up to begin touring once again, with many dates already planned this summer in Iraq and Syria. The B-52s have been performing since the 1950s…

ROTC Cadet logs 500 hours in flight suit

NEWARK, N.J. — An Air Force cadet has logged over 500 hours in his flight suit in the last six months, shattering a record held since 1986. Cadet Col. Mike Finnes, 22, of the 490th Air Force Reserve Officer Training Corps (AFROTC)…

Coke-Fueled Airmen Aim ‘High’

WARREN AIR FORCE BASE, Wyo. – The Air Force is investigating a nuclear security unit suspected of rampant cocaine use, sources report. “We are perplexed at how this keeps happening,” Secretary of Defense Ash Carter said. “These airmen are…