TALK LOUDER: A Military Guide To Group Work

Speak up. You can’t hear yourself over other people’s ideas and input. LOUDER! Let these dweebs know who they’re dealing with. You are a Type-A motherfucker. A real man. You are your boss’s go-to guy. You score Outstanding on the PT test…

Afghanistan: A Look Back On America’s Longest War

KABUL – With the stroke of midnight last night marking the end of NATO's joint combat mission in Afghanistan, Duffel Blog looks back on 13 roller-coaster years of history that gripped a nation and forged a generation of American heroes and…

Pacific Fleet Claims Garbage Island As US Territory

THE PACIFIC OCEAN – Steaming through an estimated 700,000 square kilometers of filth, United States Navy warships laid territorial claim today to the Great Pacific Garbage Patch – a big strategic win for the Red, White, and Blue, according…

Soldier Responds To Letter From A First Grader

Dear Mackenzie, Thanks for your kind words. The support of young Americans like you makes everything we do feel at least marginally worthwhile. But let’s get a few things straight. First of all, I’m not your friend. In fact, I specifically…