Opinion: Everyone In The Military Is A Coward

The following is an op-ed written by Donald Trump, a candidate for President of the United States. That’s right, I said it. All of you in the military and your veteran brothers and sisters are a bunch of cowards. More than that, you're…

Obama Takes ‘Selfie’ At Fallen Soldier’s Funeral

ARLINGTON, VA — Shortly after returning from the memorial service for former South African President Nelson Mandela where he was photographed taking a picture with other world leaders and sending obscene Snapchat messages, President Obama…

Soldier Shoots Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

FT LEONARD WOOD, MO — Military police were called last night to the home of U.S. Army Sgt. Daniel Maddox, after an altercation involving his wife Karen and a large man in a red suit. Neighbors provided Duffel Blog with a description of the…