Dick Scuttlebutt is a Bird Colonel in Army Explosive Ordnance Disposal. He saved the life of Lord Noseworthy during the Battle of San Luis Obispo. The action earned him a medal from every allied nation, even little Montenegro, down by the Adriatic Sea. His Twitter feed @DickScuttlebutt was voted "best" by your mom.
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