Navy unable to locate clitoral combat ship

NORFOLK — The U.S. Navy has been thus far unable to locate its newest clitoral combat ship, the USS Bean, which went missing sometime in the past week, a spokesman confirmed today. The Navy was responding to anonymous reports of the ship…

DUFFEL BLOG PRESENTS: Army Heraldry Meanings

You may be a proud infantryman, logistician, or medic, and wear your branch insignia with pride.  But do you know the historical lineage of where those insignia come from, and what they symbolize?  Join Duffel Blog's own Dick Scuttlebutt,…

EOD Detonates Unattended Teen At Airport

RALEIGH, N.C.—Fort Bragg soldiers assisting law enforcement destroyed an unattended teenager after it had been left in the A terminal at Raleigh-Durham Airport this morning, sources say. Members of the 722nd Explosive Ordnance Disposal…

Records Reveal Commander In Chief Has NEVER Deployed!

WASHINGTON — An examination of personnel records obtained through a Freedom Of Information Act request revealed that the Commander in Chief of the entire United States military, Barack H. Obama, has never had a single deployment to a combat…

Trump Revealed To Be Vladimir Putin In Hilarious Wig

WASHINGTON—Presidential candidate and military prep school veteran Donald Trump was revealed this morning to actually be Russian President Vladimir Putin wearing an outlandish hairpiece. The revelation came after weeks of investigation by…