Herd Of Dependents Found Grazing In Local Supermarket

FAYETTEVILLE, NC — A herd of dependents were found in the Fayetteville Harris Teeter early Sunday morning, having escaped from the confines of Fort Bragg. “It’s a combination of two things,” said Cumberland County Sheriff Earl R. Butler.…

Bradley Manning Sentenced To 35 More Years As A Dude

FORT MEADE, Md. – Private First Class Bradley Manning was sentenced to 35 years confinement, which is to be served under his biological sex, which is male. “We are grateful he did not receive the maximum sentence, but we hoped the judge…

Opinion: If You Don’t Like How Things Are, Get Out

The following is a "straight talk" opinion piece written by Gen. Martin Dempsey, the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. Greetings. As you may have noticed, it’s been a busy few months here at the Pentagon. But some of you wanted me to…