Army engineers fail to lay pipe in North Dakota

CANNON BALL, N.D. — The Army Corps of Engineers has agreed to pull out of planned operations in tribal areas of North Dakota, citing irreconcilable differences. Deputy Chief of Engineers Maj. Gen. Richard Stevens expressed disgust with the…

PETA protests testing of hair products on SEALs

WASHINGTON — Animal rights group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals has called for a halt to SEAL training after allegations of illegal hair product testing on trainees. PETA claims more than 500 SEAL candidates have faced brutal…

Turkish soldiers pissed they have to work this weekend

ISTANBUL – Turkish soldiers and airmen are furious after being called in this weekend to overthrow their elected government, sources report. “President Erdogan has been an asshole for years,” Capt. Mehmet Ahmet told Duffel Blog via Skype…