Jay

Jay is a 15-year veteran of the US Army. He will neither confirm nor deny any rumors involving leprechauns. That Irishman is a dirty liar. He knows who he is.

Jay has written 5 article(s).

F-22 Scores First Combat Kill Against Eight-Engined Red Aircraft

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JOINT BASE ELMENDORF-RICHARDSON, AK – Captain Gary Rinch of the 622nd Fighter Wing can lay claim to the first combat kill with an F-22 fighter after shooting down what he described as “an eight-engined red aircraft” late last night. The encounter took place on December 24th, at 2345 Alaskan Time, north of the Arctic Circle [...]

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BG Sinclair: General Petraeus, Allen Nothing But A Bunch Of Goddamn Amateurs

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The following is an opinion piece written by Brigadier General Jeffrey Sinclair. So, now it seems we have questions about a number of high-ranking defense officials and their conduct both on and off the job. The list reads like a resume for a Clinton-era appointee. Shady travel vouchers got now-Lieutenant General Kip Ward booted from [...]

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DoD Ends All Future LGBT Events, Declares Military ‘Gay Enough Already’

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THE PENTAGON — The Department of Defense announced today that it will not host or sponsor any further events to recognize Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transsexual Pride. DoD Spokesman Major Phil McTavish made the announcement for the Pentagon in an unscheduled press briefing held in a broom closet on sub-basement C, saying that public outcry over [...]

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Geraldo Rivera Divulges Plans for Gen Mattis’ Surprise Birthday Party

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MacDill AFB, Tampa, FL – The servicemembers of Central Command (CENTCOM) were shocked to learn that intiricate plans for a surprise birthday party for General James “Mad Dog” Mattis have been leaked by television journalist Geraldo Rivera. “I wanna know who let the cat outta the bag,” said CENTCOM Command Sergeant Major Frank “Kung Fu” [...]

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Sergeant Major’s Heroism, Quick Thinking, Saves Entire Platoon From Certain Death

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BAGRAM AIR FIELD, AFGHANISTAN – Many leaders struggle to make a real impact on soldiers’ lives, but Command Sergeant Major Richard Widmark doesn’t have that problem. Widmark, assigned to 325th BSTB at Bagram Air Field, saved a platoon from certain death today after spotting a six-vehicle convoy returning from a security patrol. He immediately noticed one [...]

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