John Mittle is a former Army Medic with seven years experience. John's favorite APFT event is the thousand yard stare, and has a keen interest in attempting to draw the world's first perfect freehand circle. John often enjoy's sitting on the back porch with his favorite drink the "Salty Dog" (double shot), listening to Scottish Bagpipes, while reading Duffel Blog articles.
John "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot" Mittle has written 12 article(s).
by John "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot" Mittle
NEW YORK, NY – Members of the Federal Bureau of Investigation have reported that members of the New York field office are still attempting to target a mysterious terrorist known only as the “Harlem Sheikh.” Agents were first alerted to the threat after several cell phone intercepts included vague references such as, “Harlem Sheikh is [...]
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by John "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot" Mittle
FORT CARSON, CO – Command Sergeant Major Allen Gibson of the 24th Air-to-Air Combat Drone Squadron, upon inspecting barracks built for his Battalion, became irate after being told that no asbestos or other hazardous materials were used in the construction process. Upon arrival to the construction site the Sergeant Major began sharpshooting the foreman as if he were sitting [...]
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by John "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot" Mittle
FORT BENNING, GA – After three days of grueling events, one Soldier has finally been named “Best Sick Call Ranger of 2012″, giving him the title of being the sickest and most injured malingerer in the U.S. Army. This year had a record turnout with a total of forty Soldiers vying to demonstrate their dedication [...]
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by John "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot" Mittle
KABUL, AFGHANISTAN – An American Flag bought online for an Anti-U.S. protest nearly died of smoke inhalation yesterday from the fumes of burning protesters who in an attempt to light the flag on fire, instead negligently set themselves ablaze. The flag, who goes by the name of Serial Number: 01023492, claims that all he remembers [...]
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by John "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot" Mittle
Ask A Medic is your semi-regular advice column where you can get advice about all those burning, stinging, tingling questions you are just too damn embarrassed to go to sick call for. The advice of the Doc is not to be used as a replacement for seeing an actual medical professional. “Doc Feelgood” is a [...]
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by John "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot" Mittle
FORT BRAGG, NC - As the 2012 Presidential election race heats up, both candidates have engaged in a political firefight for the votes of military service-members and veterans. While President Obama and former Governor Mitt Romney regularly wear flag lapel pins, they are also trying to differentiate themselves to appeal to potential supporters in uniform. President Obama hopes [...]
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by John "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot" Mittle
Saint Louis, MO – Out with the old and in with the…older? A significant change is coming to the Army Physical Fitness test: the push-up is being replaced by the Adho Mukha Svanasana pose, also known as the downward facing dog. The change was suggested and implemented by Arow-Bicks Defense Fitness Technologies, a fitness company contracted [...]
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by John "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot" Mittle
FAYETTEVILLE, NC – A new policy is currently being considered by the Department of Defense which would assign rank to spouses of military members. The controversial measure which was announced yesterday is meant to address disputes and complaints. Problems would be handled between spouses instead of a dependents’ chain of command. With a system of [...]
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