Jake's a Marine Rifleman who hates the Company Office more than all of Afghanistan and fears the copier more than range 400 in the summer. Endowed with a bitter irony, no doubt from being stationed at Twentynine Palms, TDB is the only outlet between him and an unsuccessful coup for world domination.
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by Semper I
TWENTY-NINE PALMS, CA ‑ Third Battalion, Fourth Marines recently received orders from Headquarters Marine Corps to archive their guidon and guidon bearer Sergeant Bob Garret, along with the rest of the battalion, at the conclusion of their last OEF deployment in the Spring of 2014. The decision to disband 3/4, also known as “Darkside,” is [...]
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by Semper I
KHANASHIN DISCTRICT, AFGHANISTAN – An investigation led by indigenous and coalition forces revealed late last night that up to 95% of Afghan Border Patrol (ABP) are completely incompetent and oblivious to any actual conflict in Afghanistan. Marines working hand in hand with the ABP cited gross acts of incompetence, such as “wandering home and not [...]
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