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John will neither confirm or deny information about his life experiences, real or imagined. He was never there, you never saw him, and there are no pictures to prove otherwise. Unconfirmed reports say John was last seen traveling towards the east, crossing the hot sands, being chased by a black camel.

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Navy Captain Relieved After Collision in Mediterranean, Says ‘Not His Fault’

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USS Quandry In the Mediterranean

SAN DIEGO, CA — The captain of a Navy ship damaged during a collision in the Mediterranean has been relieved of command and is facing charges, the Navy announced Tuesday. Investigators say that the Captain was negligent in his duties — resulting in the USS Quandry colliding with Exxon Tanker Intrepid. “It wasn’t my goddamn fault,” [...]

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Pakistani Doctor Who Helped Nab Bin Laden ‘Was Corrupt’, Says Corrupt Government Official

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Firdos Ashiq Awan

Islamabad, Pakistan – New details have emerged from the Pakistani government around the fate of Shakil Afridi, the doctor who helped the U.S. in tracking down Osama bin Laden. Most U.S. observers say that Afridi’s imprisonment is a result of his involvement with the U.S., but Pakistani officials have said that the doctor was a [...]

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Navy Submarine Avoids Tragedy, Whale Rape Off Virginia Coast

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US Navy Submarine

NORFOLK, VA - Having an unknown contact appear off the stern can be a frightening scenario for many submariners, but it’s even worse when that sonar blip is searching for a mate. The close shadowing of numerous submarines by whales was recently revealed by Admiral William Wysocki, Director of Submarine Services for the Atlantic Fleet. “We [...]

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