Good Idea Fairy revealed as O-3 in Pentagon basement

THE PENTAGON — The fabled “Good Idea Fairy,” once thought a joke or an urban legend, and often blamed for seemingly incompetent leadership by troops across the armed forces, has been found in a sub-basement of the Pentagon, sources…

Op-Ed: I Sexually Identify As An A-10 Thunderbolt

The following is an opinion piece written by Spc. Herbert Pansing, US Army. The opinions expressed are not necessarily those of Duffel Blog or the editors. I have finally found the strength to admit it. I was 12 years old when I realized…

Opinion: Riding In A Humvee Always Gives Me A Boner

The following is an op-ed by that guy in second platoon that is a habitual over-sharer. Hey man! LT said Jones is out sick so it looks like I'll be a dismount for your truck crew today. You know what that means, hours of just riding in the…

Department Of The Army Diagnosed With ADHD

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Department of the Army has been diagnosed with Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD) after failing to find a mission it both likes and will stick with, doctors confirmed Tuesday. After years of retooling…