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Jake Slager

Jake Slager

Jake is a Marine veteran and registered, voting member of the Don'tstopthe Party. He enjoys long walks on the beach and green gelatin, usually in tandem. He was recently diagnosed as terminally "kookoo for cocoa puffs," but prays for the strength to carry out his last days with dignity. Email: TheJakeSlager@gmail.com Reddit: /u/JakeSlager LoL/SC2: ReignStorm (u wot m8? com at me 1v1 bruh)