Mike

Mike

Mike is a former Sailor and was never your Shipmate.

Mike has written 3 article(s).


Airman Standing Guard At Florida Middle School In Stable Condition After Bullying, Assault

by Mike

Airman Standing next to a bus

FT WALTON BEACH, FL – Active-duty Airman 1st Class David H Teague was admitted to White-Wilson Medical Center today after alleged bullying and assault by four 8th-grade students. Inspired by the heroics of Marine Sgt. Craig Pusley, who he said “looked really badass standing by that flag pole,” Teague decided to take matters into his own [...]

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New Girl On Base ‘Totally Hot’, Report Multiple Sources At Guantanamo

by Mike

One Soldier Uses Binoculars From A Guard Tower To Look For Her

GUANTANAMO BAY, CUBA - Numerous sources at Naval Station Guantanamo Bay are confirming the sighting of a new female employee on the base this morning, and many are speculating on her current rating. “She’s like an 8, and I don’t mean a GTMO 8,” said Master at Arms 3rd Class (MA3) Frank Newman, assigned to the Joint Detention [...]

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Coast Guard Finally Shoots Something

by Mike

Coast Guard Reports Say It Was Like 'Apocalypse Now'

NORTH BEND, OR — Many are confused by what the U.S. Coast Guard really is. Are they a security force, military branch, or something else? These questions are even more of an issue since the Coast Guard has never really shown their firepower — until now. Earlier this week, a Coast Guard cutter opened fire [...]

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