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RAQQA, Syria — The self-proclaimed Islamic State has issued a statement condemning self-proclaimed comedian Kathy Griffin, accusing her of “cultural appropriation” after she posed for a photograph with a mock severed head of President Donald Trump. The group, which has been protective of its brand ever since taking over vast swaths of Iraq and Syria […]
WASHINGTON — President Trump is considering rescinding an executive order temporarily barring people traveling to the United States from seven Muslim-majority countries, after he saw a story highlighting a gorgeous Iranian woman that he “absolutely had to grab,” sources confirmed. According to senior White House sources, the President was watching his favorite shows when he came across a […]
NEW YORK, NY — President-elect Donald Trump has tapped Ashley Madison to lead Veterans’ Affairs, sources confirmed. “Look, I’ve always felt that nothing shows passion like dedicated service, and who has serviced our veterans more than Ashley? No one, that’s who,” Trump said. While not much is known about Madison outside of military circles, a high-profile […]
BALTIMORE, MD – According to police reports, Lt. Gerald “Jerry” Melman created a scene at the National Aquarium yesterday upon learning his active-duty military discount was less than his four-year old daughter’s. Eyewitnesses say that Melman, a Cryptologic Warfare Officer at nearby Ft. Meade, began wildly gesturing at the senior citizen volunteer in the ticket booth […]
ARABIAN GULF – More than one-third of the USS Eisenhower’s crew has requested paternity leave, following the Navy’s announcement that one of its sailors gave birth to a healthy seven-pound baby girl while underway aboard the aircraft carrier, sources confirmed. In what was an originally exciting, if not unexpected situation, the Eisenhower’s administration department has become “flooded with […]
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