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Author: Kate C

The artist formerly known as Marine. 2x Afghanistan veteran so she's a natural born killer (uh, nope!) who can kick anyone's ass (false! she barely achieved gray belt and is, like, super friendly). Feel free to follow (troll) her on twitter! @kate_m_c
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PENTAGON  —  Pentagon officials today announced the indictment of 4,957 armorers across all branches of the military for accepting bribes from Unilever, parent company of the Q-tips brand in a press conference. Between 2001 and 2017 the company paid out an estimated $3 million for armorers to reject rifles, requiring the needless use of hundreds of millions of additional Q-tips, investigators said. […]
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CAMP LEJEUNE, NC —  An unexpected fart during 2nd Marine Aircraft Wing’s change-of-command ceremony on Tuesday led to a change of boxers for Sgt. Maj. Samuel Beckett, his wife Patti confirmed. “Brand new ones he just got for Christmas from Duluth Trading Company,” Patti told reporters. “$22.50 per pair and my Tide-To-Go pen isn’t making a dent in it.” The incident occurred mid-ceremony as Beckett […]
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FORT BENNING, Ga. — Following the death of music legend Prince, Army Airborne has admitted that a long suspected myth about their maroon berets is true: the berets are actually raspberry colored. “They are, in fact, raspberry berets,” said Lt. Col. Korey Brown, Commander of 1st Battalion, 507th Airborne. “The 1-507th Airborne School was reactivated […]
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The following was written by an Oklahoma ANG F-16. TULSA AIR NATIONAL GUARD BASE, Ok. — I was on a training mission about to circle Oklahoma City and head back to Tulsa when a rugged, big-boned KC-135 pulled up beside me and tipped his wing. He said he’d just left Tinker when he noticed my tail and had […]
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