Notorious SSF

Notorious SSF

Notorious SSF is an active duty Air Force officer who writes in her spare time, with the ultimate goal of becoming a full-time writer after her Air Force career flames out. She loves true-crime TV shows, frequently laughs at inappropriate moments, and often gets in trouble for sending offensive e-mails. And also - pugs, not drugs.

Notorious SSF has written 4 article(s).


Chief To Airmen: Just Say No To Autoerotic Asphyxiation

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Air Force Powerpoint

NELLIS AFB, NV – Airmen in the 57th Wing at Nellis Air Force Base learned a valuable lesson this week when Chief Master Sergeant Tate Watson, the wing command chief, convened an emergency enlisted All Call to address the recent rash of suicides that have rocked the wing. “I’m just going to say it straight [...]

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Study: Dramatic Increase In Fitness Test Scores When Participants Are Crying

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Air Force Physical Training

PETERSON AFB, CO – A recent study has revealed the surprising result that Air Force physical fitness test scores increase dramatically when participants are crying. Dr. Lamm Baum, a military psychologist, and Tim Coning, a Health and Wellness Center employee and former drill sergeant, teamed up to conduct tests on a standardized group of active [...]

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Shocking Report: Air Force Colonel Explodes

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Air Force Colonel Explodes

PATRICK AFB, FL – The 45th Space Wing Operations Group is in mourning this week after the sudden “death by explosion” of their group commander, Colonel Alan Riddick, on Monday morning. Witnesses report that during their weekly staff meeting the colonel suddenly and without warning exploded into a bloody shower of human flesh as he [...]

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First Female Commander of 53rd Wing Comes Out Of Closet As Straight

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Air Force Speech

EGLIN AIR FORCE BASE, FL – Airman were shocked last week when the Wing Commander of the 53rd Wing came out of the closet as a heterosexual to a packed auditorium during a commander’s call. Colonel Andrea Churchill was previously most notable for her distinction as the first-ever female Wing Commander of the electronic warfare-focused [...]

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