Opinion: The CIA Did Not Torture

The following is an opinion article written by Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, the leader of the Islamic State in Iraq and Syria. I'm sure you've heard about the details in the so-called "CIA Torture Report" released by the U.S. Senate on Tuesday…

NSA Hails Apple’s New iPhone 6 And Smartwatch

FORT MEADE, Md. — On the heels of Apple's Tuesday product launch for the iPhone 6, iPhone 6 Plus, and a new smart watch, drooling NSA officials clamored to convey widespread enthusiasm and support for the company's "tantalizing" next…

Jane Fonda Revealed As Heroic CIA Operative

LANGLEY, Va. — Jane Fonda, the actress labeled a traitor by the veteran community because of her activities during the Vietnam War, was actually a CIA operative who used her perceived anti-war stance as a cover that provided crucial…

LEAVE SYRIA ALONE!

Chris Crocker is back, but he's left the Britney-defense game, and moved on to international affairs.