Hey, it’s me, your recurring nightmares

INSIDE YOUR HEAD — Sorry to wake you. I just wanted to remind you, don't forget your rifle before you go out on patrol. Wait, where is your rifle? Oh, right next to you. Whew. Also, you remember that time at Basic when like, six drill…

ISIS Veteran Creates Line of Militant-Themed Apparel

RAQQA, Syria — A group of ISIS veterans who launched their own militant-themed apparel company are making waves in Syria and Iraq — and Pentagon officials are nervous. Since April 2015, Raqqa Up Apparel has been selling t-shirts, shemaghs,…

Army Print Shop Training Accident Turns Deadly

HINESVILLE, Ga. — An incident which claimed the lives of 13 senior Army enlisted personnel has been declared a training accident, Fort Stewart Public Affairs Officers confirmed today, after fake "STAY ON THE GRASS!" signs were accidentally…

Patriot Battery Cuts Tebow During Training

FOXBORO, MA — In a stunning decision over the weekend, 1st Lt. Tom Tebow was cut from the Unit Manning Roster of the 109th Air Defense Artillery during pre-deployment exercises. The move came as a surprise, as the Patriot missile battery…