Artilleryman Starves to Death Inside Hearing Test Booth

FORT CAMPBELL, KY — A soldier assigned to the 1st Brigade of the 101st Airborne Division was found dead this Monday in the Soldier Readiness Processing Center (SRPC) by fellow service members, according to base security officials. Sources…

SPONSORED: The Islamic State, A Global Force For God

In the name of God, the Most Gracious, the Most Merciful, have you considered a break from the mundane drudgery of your easy life? Have you looked to the sky recently and thought: "Wasn't I meant for something greater on this earth?" Has…

Marine Band Condemns Anti-Sousa Heretic to Death

MARINE BARRACKS WASHINGTON, D.C. – Staff Sgt. Mark Daniels, a trumpet player assigned to the "President’s Own" Band, has been stoned to death after refusing communion with Sousa, sources confirmed today. Daniels, an eight-year veteran and…

Point/Counterpoint: Women In The Military

The following is a point/counterpoint article regarding the topic of allowing women to serve in the armed forces. Gen. David Petraeus (Ret.) will be presenting the point, while Lt. Col. Jeffery Sinclair will be arguing the counterpoint.…