Army hoping to end 14-year losing streak

WEST POINT, N.Y. — West Point leaders announced on Saturday they were hoping to finally end the Army's 14-year slump in Iraq and Afghanistan, noting that the nation's largest military service had not decisively defeated its rivals since …

Zarqawi challenges Trump: ‘I founded ISIS’

THE SEVENTH CIRCLE OF HELL — Jordanian-born terrorist leader Abu Musab al-Zarqawi issued a sternly-worded message in the wake of presidential campaign rhetoric suggesting that either George W. Bush or Barack Obama founded ISIS. "Look, I got…

U.S. Air Force Sells A-10s to ISIS

RAMADI, IRAQ -- The Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS) received twelve A-10 Thunderbolt II aircraft this morning, as the U.S. Air Force divests itself of the venerable attack jet. "I've flown the A-10 my entire career," said Air Force…

Navy Beats Army in Annual Pillow Fight

WEST POINT, N.Y. -- For the twelfth year straight, midshipmen from the U.S. Naval Academy at Annapolis, Md., have bested the U.S. Army's West Point cadets at the annual Army-Navy Pillow Fight. The event, broadcast live on Youtube, Twitter,…