DOD Announces ‘Stop Doing Dumb Shit’ Challenge

WASHINGTON – Jumping on the social media "challenge" bandwagon, Secretary of Defense Ash Carter last week released a Vine video of himself doing nothing stupid, reckless, dangerous, or in any way interesting, and challenged the men and the…

God Strikes Down Ranger School For Allowing Women

EGLIN AIR FORCE BASE, Fla. — The Almighty God answered prayers from around the nation begging for women to be removed from Ranger school on late Wednesday afternoon by striking down more than 40 students training in Florida with a swift and…

The Disco Casualty That Became A War Hero

I asked if he ever talked about it. Stu Stanley shook his head no. Did they find out anyway? “Always.” Maj. Stu Stanley (Ret.) grew up in Brooklyn, New York. From an early age he knew that he had a path set out in front of him. To be a…

US Army Says The Avengers Is ‘Do-Able’

Aberdeen Proving Ground, MD- Following the world wide release of Marvel Comics "The Avengers", the US Army has decided they need to make film special effects into a battlefield reality. A high-ranking individual in the Army's "Think Tank"…