Advice

Ask A Public Affairs Officer (Ep. 2)

by Paul

Public Affairs Officer

Ask a Public Affairs Officer is a semi-regular column highlighting the best and brightest in the public relations field: Military PAO’s, who specialize in dodging the tough questions, spinning the worst, and hoping for the best. What do you think about this whole Iranian nuclear thing? Are we going to go in there and wipe [...]

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Advice: Ask A Medic (Ep. 1)

by John "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot" Mittle

WWII Army Medic Bag

Ask A Medic is your semi-regular advice column where you can get advice about all those burning, stinging, tingling questions you are just too damn embarrassed to go to sick call for. The advice of the Doc is not to be used as a replacement for seeing an actual medical professional. “Doc Feelgood” is a [...]

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Ask A Public Affairs Officer (Ep. 1)

by Paul

Public Affairs Officer

Ask a Public Affairs Officer is a semi-regular column highlighting the best and brightest in the public relations field: Military PAO’s, who specialize in dodging the tough questions, spinning the worst, and hoping for the best. My fucking wife is sleeping with my best friend. I caught the two of them when I came home [...]

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Expert Legal Advice Column: Ask The Barracks Lawyer (Ep. 1)

by Paul

Ask The Barracks Lawyer

“Ask The Barracks Lawyer” is your semi-regular column giving expert legal advice to military members. The Barracks Lawyer is Private First Class Evan Rodriguez – currently stationed at Separations Platoon, Camp Pendleton, CA. Rodriguez has achieved the rank of Corporal once, Lance Corporal three times, and Private First Class eight times. DEAR BARRACKS LAWYER: I just [...]

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Advice Column: Ask Top, Your Non-Friendly Neighborhood First Sergeant (Ep.3)

by Paul

Army 1SG Orders Black Boots To Be Polished

“Ask Top” is your semi-monthly advice column where you can get the answers to the burning questions you always wished you could ask. Our resident First Sergeant has been in every infantry battle since Vietnam and has banged more quiff than all of you numb-nuts put together. His hobbies include chewing ass, laughing at Second [...]

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Advice Column: Ask Top, Your Non-Friendly Neighborhood First Sergeant (Ep.2)

by Paul

Army 1SG Orders Black Boots To Be Polished

His hobbies include chewing ass, laughing at Second Lieutenants, killing people with his bare hands, and telling soldiers to get their damn hands out of their pockets. DEAR TOP: Why can’t we grow awesome beards and mustaches in combat? The Afghans will respect us, we won’t have as many weapons malfunctions or ambushes, and we’ll have [...]

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Advice Column: Ask Top, Your Non-Friendly Neighborhood First Sergeant (Ep.1)

by Paul

Army 1SG Orders Black Boots To Be Polished

“Ask Top” is your semi-monthly advice column where you can get the answers to the burning questions you always wished you could ask. Our resident First Sergeant has been in every infantry battle since Vietnam and has banged more quiff than all of you numb-nuts put together. His hobbies include chewing ass, laughing at Second [...]

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