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Admiral struggles to find day for change of command that ruins most sailors' plans

Navy officials say new planning model can identify the exact day most likely to ruin leave, maintenance, and morale

Jun 5, 2026 · 2 min read

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New Navy football uniforms honor tradition of ignoring Marine Corps

“Next year, it could be a ship’s bilge,” he added. “Bilges are very important parts of the ship.”

Dec 7, 2020 · 5 min read

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Iran plans blockade of American blockade of Iranian blockade

Strategist say counter-counter-counter blockade is 'time-honored naval move'

Apr 20, 2026 · 2 min read

Navy stakes claim to contested Gays of Hormuz

Service says designation reflects ‘longstanding traditions’ in the fleet

Apr 3, 2026 · 3 min read

Submarine crew medevaced for erections lasting more than 4 hours

Fifth Fleet ensuring 'safety of our sailors first and foremost,' commander says while holding something in pocket

Mar 5, 2026 · 2 min read

Pacific not pivoted to yet again

'I'm starting to think America doesn't care about Great Power Competition at all,' says Chinese defense minister

Mar 4, 2026 · 1 min read

Navy admits it’s been making up enlisted ranks this whole time

Service says prank began as jab at George Washington and ‘just got out of hand’

Feb 2, 2026 · 5 min read

Chief’s ‘sea stories’ include at least 4 felonies

Junior sailors unsure whether to laugh, report to NCIS, or contact The Hague

Jan 26, 2026 · 4 min read

Hegseth attends Army-Navy game in full pads

Defense Secretary insists he's “ready if they need me."

Dec 14, 2025 · 4 min read

Navy football unveils new uniforms honoring lisa Frank dolphins

Midshipmen say the rainbow dolphins “perfectly capture the soul of Navy football.”

Dec 13, 2025 · 4 min read

Duffel Blog presents: 10 other things Admiral bradley is solely responsible for

Admiral also responsible for 90% of what’s wrong with America

Dec 8, 2025 · 6 min read

Third-class petty officer promoted to first-class douchebag

Retired as captain, remembered as cautionary tale.

Dec 3, 2025 · 3 min read

Trump blows cover on Venezuela op, crushes SEALs’ dreams of book deals

“We trained our whole lives for this chapter,” sources say.

Nov 17, 2025 · 4 min read

Anonymous donor gives Pentagon 130 million cans of Skoal wintergreen to pay troops

Donation will “tide everyone over” until someone finds seven billion more cans

Oct 27, 2025 · 3 min read

Top 10 things you can’t buy because you're not getting paid

Congress assures troops that poverty builds character.

Oct 13, 2025 · 4 min read

Hegseth sets record for largest military D&D campaign ever

Hundreds of generals trapped at Quantico after DTS crash forced to role-play their way out.

Oct 8, 2025 · 4 min read

Naval Academy adds 'See Spot Run' to reading list

Officials say advanced students may graduate to Green Eggs and Ham

Oct 6, 2025 · 3 min read

General officer summit extended for K-Pop Demon Hunter singalong

Generals relieved it wasn’t a firing squad or Eyes Wide Shut reenactment

Oct 3, 2025 · 4 min read

Captain barely keeping a lid on all the marxism onboard

USS Wasp leadership fears crew will collectivize chow line

Sep 19, 2025 · 2 min read

Pentagon changes rear admiral rank to something less gay

Historic title to be replaced with something the SECDEF can say without giggling

Aug 25, 2025 · 3 min read

Adm. McRaven hasn’t made his bed in years, sources say

Sources say unmade bed had more loose ends than the Afghanistan withdrawal

Aug 13, 2025 · 4 min read

Naval Academy summer program teaches kids how to be racist, tie knots

Program blends soft skills, hard prejudice, and light tobacco use.

Aug 1, 2025 · 2 min read

Hegseth renames USNS Harvey Milk to USNS James Earl Ray, but a different one

Says move is part of broader strategy to ‘de-gay the gray hulls.’

Jul 2, 2025 · 2 min read

Navy finishes retrofitting F/A-18s with periscopes, torpedoes

After decades of dominating air superiority, Navy shifts focus to dominating water mediocrity.

Jun 20, 2025 · 3 min read

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