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Wikileaks Releases Shocking Transcripts Of Duffel Blog Writer’s Conference

by drew

Drunk Guy

STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN – Editors of the popular military news website The Duffel Blog reacted with anger today after Wikileaks released records, photos, and the minutes of TDB meetings to multiple news outlets. The released file, “Drunk men in their pajamas making fun of people with difficult jobs.docx,” revealed embarrassing internal details of the writing and editing [...]

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The Duffel Blog Editorial Board Endorses Charles Lincoln Boatright For President

by Paul

Charles Lincoln Boatright

Making the choice for who should lead the greatest nation on Earth should never be taken lightly. An informed voter should always conduct their due diligence on candidates, learn from the made-up facts and blatant lies in various political ads, and wait for The Duffel Blog editorial board’s endorsement of a candidate before making their [...]

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Duffel Blog Readers Confused, Angered By Non-Humorous Article

by G-Had

outrage

THE INTERNET - A group of Duffel Blog readers voiced their confusion and anger today over the Duffel Blog’s latest article, “My Dick Is So Big And My CO’s A Fag.” The article, written by new contributor “Awesomus Maxiumus 69″, appeared on the Duffel Blog’s Facebook page around 0900 this morning, and within two hours had generated over 314 [...]

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Military Times Releases ‘Hit Piece’ Against The Duffel Blog, Calls Stories ‘Fake’

by Paul

The Cover of the Navy Times, which says TDB is 'fake military news'

Washington, D.C. – Senior editors and contributors to the popular military news website The Duffel Blog were outraged today after learning of a recent “hit piece” released by Military Times. The story, which is portrayed as an exposé of The Duffel Blog website, was released this week to all Military Times publications, including Marine, Army, Navy, [...]

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Happy Birthday ‘Merica

by Paul

merica

Happy Birthday U.S.A. You’re 236 and looking good. Now, go read the Declaration of Independence and then get yourself a beer. Thanks for being a fan of The Duffel — we’ll see you again tomorrow.

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The Duffel Blog Reading Workflow

by Paul

The Duffel Blog Reading Workflow

If you’re unsure of how to read the Duffel Blog (many of our recent commenters are), we’ve made this handy infographic to help you with the reading workflow of the site. Enjoy, and hope you’ll share this with friends.  

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Duffel Blog Writers Launch Surprise Air Assault On Onion News Network

by SGT B

The Onion News Network Apparently Is Now In Flames

NEW YORK, NY – Late last night the Onion News Network editorial offices were rocked by a surprise attack from masked gunmen assaulting from helicopters. Witnesses reported two UH-60 Blackhawks hovering over the building with approximately fifteen personnel fast roping down, sweeping the building, kicking in doors, and clearing room to room. Jim Thomas, an [...]

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The Duffel Blog Nominated For Pulitzer Prize

by Paul

Pulitzer

Tampa, FL – The Duffel Blog was recently nominated for the highly prestigious Pulitzer Prize. The award, out of the memory of renowned journalist Joseph Pulitzer, is set to be announced sometime later this year to multiple news outlets. The Duffel Blog is proud to be in the running as one of them. The nomination [...]

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