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Opinion: AY THERE, DEVIL DOG!

The following is an op-ed written by the staff sergeant who accosted you in the Marine Corps Exchange. Ay there, devil dog! Yes, you! Get over here, yoohoo. Quick, fast, and in a hurry. “Aye aye, Staff Sergeant, ersumshit?” And I know we…

Report: Shitbag still at the exchange

NAVAL BASE SAN DIEGO, Calif. — Proud of how easily he’s able to avoid duty, sources confirmed Friday that total shitbag and complete waste of oxygen Seaman Brian Tyson, 21, apparently is still at the goddamn exchange. “He said he was going…