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Sony announces reboot of ‘Black Hawk Down’

BURBANK, Calif. — Sony Pictures has announced plans to reboot the film "Black Hawk Down," sources confirmed today. "We are proud to bring the story of 'Black Hawk Down' to a new generation," Sony President John Waterkins said. "We look…

Russia vows to hire 10,000 US military veterans

MOSCOW— The Russian government has announced it would hire 10,000 military veterans from the United States and other NATO countries, sources confirmed today. “Joining our veteran hiring program is as simple as scanning both sides of your…

M.C. Master spits knowledge outta N.S.C.

THE PENTAGON — M.C. Master, a three-star Army general and amateur rapper, has been dropping truth bombs on the National Security Council since his appointment as National Security Advisor was announced by President Trump on Monday. “The…

Change-of-command fart leads to change-of-boxers

CAMP LEJEUNE, NC —  An unexpected fart during 2nd Marine Aircraft Wing's change-of-command ceremony on Tuesday led to a change of boxers for Sgt. Maj. Samuel Beckett, his wife Patti confirmed. "Brand new ones he just got for Christmas from…