The Duffel Blog Store

  |   30 November 2012   |  by Paul 

Keep Calm and Get Your Goddamn Hands Out of your Pockets

Keep Calm and Get Your Goddamn Hands Out of your Pockets
Men's Standard Weight T-Shirt
Said every Sergeant Major ever.
Price: USD 19.99

Keep Calm and Drone On

Keep Calm and Drone On
Men's Standard Weight T-Shirt
Only the finest shirt for the most elite, best-of-the-best drone operators, and their supporters.
Price: USD 19.99

Drinking JP-8

Drinking JP-8
Coffee/Tea Mug
Real men drink jet fuel. Enough of this coffee bullshit.
Price: USD 14.99

Military Drinking Team

Military Drinking Team
Men's Heavyweight T-Shirt
Our unofficial motto.
Price: USD 18.99

Military Drinking Team Beer Glass

Military Drinking Team Beer Glass
Glass Beer Mug
Be the coolest kid on your block with the greatest beer mug in the entire universe. We're pretty sure that drinking from this mug helps you write better.
Price: USD 23.39

Chief Master Spouse

Chief Master Spouse
Women's V-Neck T-Shirt
Promote your wife to the top of the Spousal rank structure.
Price: USD 19.99

Love Pointless Formations Mug

Love Pointless Formations Mug
Coffee/Tea Mug
The shirt you love, now in mug form. This should probably go on your First Sergeant's desk.
Price: USD 14.99

The E-4 Mafia

The E-4 Mafia
Men's Standard Weight T-Shirt
No one gets away with more than I. I am a non Non-Commissioned Officer, a beast of burden. As a junior enlisted soldier I realize that I am a member of an under appreciated, much chastised group of soldiers which is known as the ribcage, or perhaps pancreas, of the Army.
Price: USD 19.99

Sick Call Commando

Sick Call Commando
Men's Standard Weight T-Shirt
Show your sickly, injured, malingering pride.
Price: USD 16.99

Like Blowing Shit Up

Like Blowing Shit Up
Men's Standard Weight T-Shirt
Unfortunately this button isn't on any social networks yet, but we can always hope.
Price: USD 19.99

Logo Hoodie

Logo Hoodie
Men's Hooded Sweatshirt
The American Military's Most-Trusted Hoodie
Price: USD 34.99

Hooah-Free Zone

Hooah-Free Zone
Men's Standard Weight T-Shirt
Hooah hooah hoaohhoah hoah. Hooah hooahhooah hooahhooahhoah hoah, hooah hooah hooah hooah. Hooah hoah hoah hoah hoah hooah. Hoahhooahhooah hoah hooah hoah hoah. Hoah hooah ho-ah.
Price: USD 19.99

Mattis For President

Mattis For President
Men's Standard Weight T-Shirt
Show your support for General James Mattis, and bring more Chaos to the White House in 2016.
Price: USD 19.99

Army 2LT Leads Platoon

Army 2LT Leads Platoon
Men's Standard Weight T-Shirt
Based on a Duffel Blog story published on Mar. 19, 2012 with headline: Army 2LT Leads Platoon 5KM Without Getting Lost, Awarded Medal. http://www.duffelblog.com/2012/03/army-2ndlt-leads-platoon-five-kilometers-without-getting-lost-awarded-medal/ Support your favorite Platoon Leader by wearing this headline.
Price: USD 16.99

Pointless Formations

Pointless Formations
Men's Standard Weight T-Shirt
Show your undying love for standing in a formation waiting for the First Sergeant to arrive. We love them, and we know you do too.
Price: USD 19.99

Black Coffee E-8

Black Coffee E-8
Coffee/Tea Mug
Show your support for your favorite First Sergeant with this fine coffee mug.
Price: USD 14.99

Black Coffee E-9

Black Coffee E-9
Coffee/Tea Mug
Show your support for your favorite Sergeant Major with this fine coffee mug.
Price: USD 14.99

Ladies Logo V-Neck

Ladies Logo V-Neck
Women's V-Neck T-Shirt
Price: USD 17.99

Logo Shirt (Desert)

Logo Shirt (Desert)
Men's Standard Weight T-Shirt
Support the finest military news agency on the planet by wearing our logo everywhere you go.
Price: USD 16.99

Logo Shirt (Ash Grey)

Logo Shirt (Ash Grey)
Men's Standard Weight T-Shirt
Support the finest military news agency on the planet by wearing our logo everywhere you go.
Price: USD 16.99

SEE ALSO: First Enlisted Service Members Union Approved by Army, Strike Imminent >

 

 

Privacy Policy