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Mattis forgets to send card to his mother of all bombs

THE PENTAGON — Defense Secretary Jim Mattis is apparently in hot water after he realized this morning he forgot to send a card to his mother of all bombs, sources confirmed. "Oh my god, I can't believe I forgot her," Mattis told reporters…

Airman finally gets pussy for Christmas

VANDENBERG AIR FORCE BASE, Calif. – Airman Alex Johnson finally got the pussy he had always wanted for Christmas this year. “It was so awesome,” Johnson exclaimed with a dopey expression on his face. “There were so many pussies to choose…