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Bowe Bergdahl

Taliban Charges Bowe Bergdahl With Desertion

QUETTA, PAKISTAN – Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl may be innocent of desertion as far as the U.S. Army is concerned, but in recent days the ex-prisoner of war now faces the same charges from the most unlikely direction: his former captors. Afghan …

Bling-Bling! I Got My P.O.W. Medal, Bitches!

By Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl, U.S. Army Oh hey guys, I've got a riddle for you: Who's got two thumbs and is the greatest American ever? Yeah, this guy! Sergeant, soon to be Staff Sergeant, Bowe Bergdahl, America's latest hero! Fresh off from my…

Meteorologists Forecast Bowe Bergdahl Shit Storm

WEATHER WARNING #06-02 REQUEST WIDEST DISSEMINATION TO ALL UNITS IVO THE INTERNETS SHIT STORM WARNING VALID TIME: 140602/1330D (140602/0900Z) - 140602/1930D (140602/1500Z) FORECASTER: CWO WEINER/METOC/TACC/DSN: 357-6666 HIGH SPEED SHIT…