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CSM Fired After Offensive ‘Eskimo Dick’ Cadence

HONOLULU, Hawaii — Command Sgt. Major Katrina Hopewell, of the 225th BSB, was relieved of her duties today after an investigation into allegations that she led a derogatory cadence during a division run, according to a spokesman for the …

Pentagon Study Confirms: Napalm Does Stick To Kids

WASHINGTON, DC — An extremely controversial Pentagon study on the accuracy of various running and marching cadences has released its preliminary findings today, concluding that napalm does indeed stick to kids. Col. Wallace Evans from the…