Chesty Puller

MARINE CORPS BASE QUANTICO, Va. – During his recent reenlistment ceremony, 1st Sgt. Mike Greenwell made the shocking announcement that he walks on the grass on base, sources confirmed today. “Thank you all for being here to support me, but…

DARWIN, Texas — Many aspiring Marines do everything they can to embrace their future career, but Zachary Greenville takes it one step further: Counting down his days until his end of active-duty service. “Watching boot camp videos…

YUCCA VALLEY, Calif.— The spouse of a 29 Palms Marine has been reporting a sense of confusion over the past few weeks, as the young woman doesn’t understand why her husband keeps screaming out “Chesty!” during sex. Anita Barrows, wife of…

CAMP LEJEUNE, N.C. — A half-eaten sandwich believed to be Chesty Puller's has Marine officials hailing it as an "important piece of Corps history," sources confirmed Friday. The leftover sandwich from one of the most iconic Marines ever was…

THE STREETS OF HEAVEN - Trying to sit down for a quiet brew in Tun Tavern, the ghost of Dan Daly complained that once again the ghost of Chesty Puller "doesn't know when to shut the fuck up." "We're supposed to be guarding the streets up…