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Chesty Puller

Recruit starts EAS countdown to be more like a real Marine

DARWIN, Texas — Many aspiring Marines do everything they can to embrace their future career, but Zachary Greenville takes it one step further: Counting down his days until his end of active-duty service. “Watching boot camp videos…

Marine Corps

Wife unsure why Marine husband keeps calling her ‘Chesty’ during sex

YUCCA VALLEY, Calif.— The spouse of a 29 Palms Marine has been reporting a sense of confusion over the past few weeks, as the young woman doesn’t understand why her husband keeps screaming out “Chesty!” during sex. Anita Barrows, wife of…

Marine Corps

Chesty Puller’s Half-Eaten Sandwich Discovered In Old Refrigerator

CAMP LEJEUNE, N.C. — A half-eaten sandwich believed to be Chesty Puller's has Marine officials hailing it as an "important piece of Corps history," sources confirmed Friday. The leftover sandwich from one of the most iconic Marines ever was…

Marine Corps

Ghost of Chesty Puller ‘Won’t Shut The Fuck Up’, Complains Ghost of Dan Daly

THE STREETS OF HEAVEN - Trying to sit down for a quiet brew in Tun Tavern, the ghost of Dan Daly complained that once again the ghost of Chesty Puller "doesn't know when to shut the fuck up." "We're supposed to be guarding the streets up…