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Tag: Christmas

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KABUL, Afghanistan — Gen. John Nicholson wrote just one thing on his Christmas list which he mailed to his hero, Santa Claus: A stable Afghanistan built through comprehensive civilian and military efforts taken to simultaneously defeat and contain insurgency and address its root causes. “I keep giving him metrics that make it look like U.S. […]
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VANDENBERG AIR FORCE BASE, Calif. – Airman Alex Johnson finally got the pussy he had always wanted for Christmas this year. “It was so awesome,” Johnson exclaimed with a dopey expression on his face. “There were so many pussies to choose from at that place downtown — black, white, mixed, Asian. I was working it hard […]
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CAMP LEJEUNE, N.C. — Lt. Col. Clark Hardwick says he “profoundly regrets” bringing his 18-year-old daughter Cassidy to the battalion Christmas party, sources confirmed today. Hardwick, commander of 2nd Battalion, 8th Marines, planned the event as a fun meet-and-greet for Marines’ families. But he became worried when his daughter returned from a private barracks tour […]
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MOODY AFB, Ga. – Members of the 75th Fighter Squadron have been behaving intentionally naughty in the hopes that Santa will deliver enough coal to continue fueling their aircraft, Duffel Blog has learned. “We had to let Lt. Weinstein go last week,” Capt. Marshal Lizzani, who flies the A-10, said as he kicked a puppy. “She […]
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KUWAIT — Air Force Capt. Ashley Davenport is hiding a secret: She’s looking forward to being deployed for the holidays. “Being away from Connor and Emma used to be one of the hardest parts of the deployment for me,” said Davenport. “Then they outgrew the cute phase.” “This year, when the greedy little brats demand expensive crap to add to […]
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