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CIA Asks Coast Guard For Its Cocaine Back

LOS ANGELES — After a dramatic Coast Guard operation this summer seized more than $1 billion in cocaine from illegal smuggling efforts, the Central Intelligence Agency is asking for it back, Duffel Blog has learned. "We didn't spend the…

Autocorrect Fail Leads To CIA Waterboarding In Semen

YEMEN — In an Edward Snowden file recently decrypted by China, secret documents reveal that CIA agents accidentally waterboarded a pair of terror suspects in human semen, intelligence sources say. The agents’ transcribed depositions were…

CIA Admits: Edward Snowden Was Top Assassin

LANGLEY, Va. — In response to Edward Snowden's assertion that he was a spy for the U.S. government, the CIA has not only confirmed it, but added that Snowden was one of their top assassins. CIA Director John Brennan made the revelation as…

Lee Harvey Oswald Quietly Added To CIA Memorial Wall

LANGLEY, Va. – Startled employees of the Central Intelligence Agency discovered this morning that Lee Harvey Oswald had been quietly added to the memorial wall at CIA Headquarters. Oswald is widely believed to have assassinated U.S.…