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Tag: DARPA

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CAMP LEJEUNE, N.C. — The Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency’s “Marine Corpse” weapon project has been cancelled after it resulted in hundreds of cannibalistic attacks, dozens of non-judicial punishments, and at least three undead pregnancies. “We thought the project sounded a bit unorthodox at first,” said Victor Pullerstein, DARPA program manager. “But when we went to […]
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ARLINGTON, VA — In a landmark find which has garnered wild controversy and has implications for society in general in addition to the military, the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency, or DARPA, released a study Tuesday confirming the hypothesis that in human males, selfish, arrogant jerks have the biggest genitalia. “It was a huge shock to all […]
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