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Tag: Deployment

CHARLOTTE, N.C.— A soldier in the bathroom of the USO Lounge at Charlotte/Douglas International Airport was reportedly screaming, “What have I done?” over and over again for several hours last Thursday. Lounge attendant James Abrams says the screaming began at 8am and continued through noon with only small breaks for loud sobbing. The soldier was identified as […]
Jimmy’s Tavern — Two Army veterans with similar experiences in combat have been unable to top each other’s tales from Iraq and Afghanistan and now transitioned to stories of masturbation, sources confirmed. “These two guys are regulars, and I usually ignore their B.S, but this time it was over the line,” said bartender Jimmy Montoya. “We had kids […]
FORT HOOD, Texas —First Lieutenant Kevin Kotowski is excitedly anticipating his upcoming year-long deployment to Afghanistan in support of Operation Freedom Sentinel, friends say. In particular, the sources add, Kotowski will now have all the time he needs to get current on hot TV shows and video games. “It’s been, like, forever since I got enough free time […]
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