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Admiral in Japan baffled by 900% spike in drug cases

YOKOSUKA, Japan — The commander of US Naval forces in Japan, Rear Adm. Matthew Carter, is reportedly “disturbed and baffled” by a report that drug incidents among sailors stationed in the island nation have skyrocketed almost 900% in recent…

Coke-Fueled Airmen Aim ‘High’

WARREN AIR FORCE BASE, Wyo. – The Air Force is investigating a nuclear security unit suspected of rampant cocaine use, sources report. “We are perplexed at how this keeps happening,” Secretary of Defense Ash Carter said. “These airmen are…

47 Arrested After Alcohol Abuse Skit Goes Horribly Wrong

FORT DRUM — Shock and outrage swept through upstate New York on Thursday after 47 soldiers from the 10th Brigade Support Battalion (BSB) were arrested on assault charges during a unit-wide alcohol abuse prevention stand-down. With the unit…

Iraq Keeps Drunk Texting CENTCOM

AL UDEID AIRBASE, Qatar – Returning from a well-deserved holiday break, members of Central Command's Forward Headquarters were startled to discover more than 100 text messages left on their phone from what looked like an extremely drunk and…

DUI Wreckage Reminds Soldier It’s A Holiday Weekend

FORT LEWIS, WA —  Specialist Jeremy Price wasn’t having a good Friday. His platoon leader had gotten them all lost on a trail run during PT. They had gotten back so late that he didn’t have time to shower, so he threw on a uniform, still…